ok so I went on a first date with this guy named Harush Rajeesh Sangina, he was an indian descented and very attractive to an american desecnted like myself and surprisingly he was born and raised in Pennsylvanias and speaks fluent americans. Anyway, I thought it might be nice to take him to a well-known american foods establishment. we arrived at the olive garden and had a wonderful three course traditional american meal. I was trying to speak with an indian descented accent so he might understand better and feel more comfortables here in minnesotas. anyway, the date took a bad turn when i was presenting him with the basket of breadsticks and accidentally poked him in the eye with the basket. his eye turned red and watered, but he said he was okay, but he still kept grabbing at it the whole night and it began to turn purple. after our suppers, i invited myself back to his apartment for some entertaining casual boarded games (I happen to have a few in the back of the mini van). He said that he had to get up early the next morning, but I insisted that a quick game of twister wouldn’t take too terribly long (I think that twister with a males partner is sexy). I was getting really physical and into the game. I was starting to breath heavily and sweat and lost my grip with my right foot and accidentaly kicked him in his nutted sack. He started screaming in a high pitched tone, said he was ok and then told me that it was getting late (7:30) and that it was time for me to go. He has not called me yet today and all of this happened last night. I have texted him on his moble multiple times since I left last night. What should I do? I am worried about his well being and if we are on for a second date or not.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WISH IT WAS SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE SO EMBARRESED. I found Harush very attractive and i think we had a lot in commons, i really want him to give it a second try.. how can i make him do this?
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IF the date was that bad, why would you expect him to call?
I think if it was me, I"d avoid you like the black plague of death?
What’s next, broken bones, dismemberment, death?
Move on
Luck
HAHAHHAHAHAAH
i needed a laugh!!!!! 
thanks a lot!!
You misspelled the most important words. I feel this is not a true story.
I do belief you are a troll, if not then you are an idiot.
call dont text
Definitely not on for a second date. You butchered it, badly… you should’ve helped him take care of his eye, you shouldn’t have insisted that you go in (asking is okay, insisting=not), and not once did you read his signals/listen to what he was saying. Sry, but unless you did a whole lot of begging tactics, there’s no way your getting a second date. And too much of those tactics after only one date=awkward and uncomfortable and therefore won’t help you. Move on.
HAHAHAHA!!!! That was a great story! I’m sorry honey but he wants nothing to do with you just move on sweety. He’s just not that into you.
its not american, its english, the language originated from England.
and dont worry about it, but he probs thinks that you had something against him the way you injured him and guys really dont like it when they show pain in front of a girl, hes probs just embarressed and doesnt feel ‘manly enough’.
well i dont really know what the hell goes on in that brain of theirs, as boys are weird creatures.
but he probs wanted to give you a good first impression.
hope it goes well but if not, just go on annother date its not as if you love this guy completly.
He will not call you, because you can’t spell and think the Olive Garden is a classy place. But you are somewhat crafty enough to come up with a slighty witty story.